Poets - they write useless drivel using arcane rituals of "rythm" and "allusions" and other nonsense. Then the English speaking world gets to spend millions of dollars and countless hours teaching students how to "analyze" said useless drivel for "themes" and "symbolism" when in fact its just some bum writing because he felt like it. At least rock stars don't pretend that their music has any educational value. In Soviet Russia, poet analyzes you!

Pop Musicians - AKA singing sluts/gangstas. Britney Spears. Enough said. If they all died by being sucked into a black hole or a matter/anti-matter reaction the world would be a better place.

Talking heads on TV - They are the true masters of the obvious. "As you can see, the building thats currently in the shot behind me is BURNING! That's right, its BURNING! I know you're blind and can't see the picture, so I have to tell you its BURNING! Oh, the drama, the excitement, the ratings, by god that building is BURNING!" Can you start burning too? Better yet, spontaneously combust.

[Crazy Wacko Nutjob] Activists - I'd love to make a living by protesting everything and anything I see. Or bombing abortion clinics. Or torching an SUV dealership. Unfortunately, all of those actions are nothing more than pathetic attempts by ideological nutjobs that only force the rest of us to spend money to clean up after you. Not to mention spending time to switch the channel when your ugly face comes onto the TV.

There's more, but I have to deal with some leeches right now. That's right, I have to anal-yze (how about sodom-yze? get it? ROFL!!111one) "The Tyger", by a long dead leech upon society whose evil spirit lives on to haunt us this very day.